ROWBA

EST. 2017 · SEASON 2026Open ROWBA on CBS
ROWBA postseason · Opening round

Playoff Matchups

Seeds 1 and 2 receive byes. The bracket reseeds after the opening round.

First-round byes

The top two seeds advance directly to the semifinals

#1
Let's Have Fundies29-13 record
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#2
The Cock Dragons29-13 record
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Round 1

Opening matchups

Seeds 3–6 play while the top two teams rest.

Matchup A
#3
Harness26-16 record
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VS
#6
Trusttheprocess21-21 record
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Matchup B
#4
Shlong Suckers22-20 record
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VS
#5
Prince Albert22-20 record
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Semifinals

Projected next round

Based on the current live-score leaders; the bracket reseeds after Round 1.

Semifinal 1
#1
Let's Have Fundies29-13 record
0 pts
VS
—Round 1 is tied or awaiting live scores
Semifinal 2
#2
The Cock Dragons29-13 record
0 pts
VS
—Round 1 is tied or awaiting live scores
ROWBA Championship

Final matchup

The two semifinal winners play for the title.

—Semifinal 1 winner
VS
—Semifinal 2 winner
🏆 ROWBA Champion
How reseeding works

If #6 advances, #1 plays #6. If #6 is eliminated but #5 advances, #1 plays #5. If #3 and #4 both advance, #1 plays #4 and #2 plays #3.

2026 season snapshot

Standings as of End of Week 23

RKTeamW–LTotal
Points		Hitting
Pts		Pitching
Pts		Current
Team Value		Projected
Payment		All-Time Net
Winnings
129–135,4753,4682,007$357$548$2,595
229–135,3523,3691,983$379$623-$2,764
326–164,9323,1931,739$401$756-$1,769
422–204,9293,0271,902$368$439$457
522–204,9003,1081,793$322$535-$2,970
621–215,0153,3691,646$270$501-$1,954
Top 6 · Playoff cutoff
721–214,6972,9271,770$311$470$2,633
820–225,0832,9272,156$349$605$2,640
920–224,9542,9012,053$400$712-$550
1018–244,5202,9641,556$219$449-$1,392
1114–284,6392,7691,870$193$413$534
1210–324,4342,7061,728$136$482-$245

✓ Clinched playoff berth · 21-week regular season · total points break tied records

Inside the numbers

2026 Team Statistics

Season-to-date totals · ranked by fantasy points

Offense

Team Hitting Stats

TeamPlayer
Cost		FPTS1B2B3BHRRBIRSBBBKAVG
Let's Have Fundies$2733,468784236322166747561496631,1930.255
Trusttheprocess$1393,36987721718215716707875421,0860.268
The Cock Dragons$2493,36977724318235717775945421,3290.255
Harness$2503,19375423912230664745595271,2330.260
Prince Albert$1193,108779246311836766901184581,1850.256
Shlong Suckers$2463,027788242171776147181075491,0940.244
Diamond Hands$1612,964812242161666376211204371,0370.262
New Market Mallers$2012,92773324521178656655835101,1650.250
DeBlazor Ramon$2192,927778226201845927061255651,3040.247
Bartolo's Colon$2442,901796239161626236651045141,1750.256
Top Shelf Subsidiary$1222,76975520911181614610615541,0630.248
Saler Slayers$632,706772203221485746201194791,0570.249
On the mound

Team Pitching Stats

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TeamPlayer
Cost		FPTSINNKK/9WLQSSVERAWHIP
DeBlazor Ramon$1302,1561,023.31,0979.65665285303.161.15
Bartolo's Colon$1562,0531,044.31,0559.09645582303.661.19
Let's Have Fundies$842,0071,036.01,1039.58716479233.681.24
The Cock Dragons$1301,9831,025.09988.76605979313.561.15
Shlong Suckers$1221,9021,034.09187.99735979313.871.26
Top Shelf Subsidiary$711,870981.09118.36555879353.751.19
Prince Albert$2031,793963.79198.58545672193.581.17
New Market Mallers$1101,770977.39578.81536277234.161.23
Harness$1511,739942.09609.17556671343.971.24
Saler Slayers$731,728974.79759.00565165334.571.29
Trusttheprocess$1311,646928.79949.63556157304.291.34
Diamond Hands$581,556922.79028.80536154224.361.25
Projected league finances

2026 League Pot

TeamSalary CalculationsLuxury TaxFinal Payment
Salary
Calc 1		Salary
Calc 2		Salary
Calc 3		Team Value
Payment		Luxury Tax
Calc 1		Luxury Tax
Calc 2		Luxury Tax
Total		BuyoutsTotal Estimated
Payment
Harness$320$389$406$545$20$162$182$29$756
Bartolo's Colon$315$349$400$536$15$150$165$11$712
The Cock Dragons$309$350$347$494$9$50$59$70$623
DeBlazor Ramon$322$341$349$503$22$49$71$31$605
Let's Have Fundies$308$338$338$485$8$38$46$17$548
Prince Albert$322$240$248$428$22$0$22$86$535
Trusttheprocess$270$281$267$413$0$0$0$88$501
Saler Slayers$321$151$136$406$21$0$21$55$482
New Market Mallers$300$304$311$458$0$11$11$1$470
Diamond Hands$317$216$219$403$17$0$17$29$449
Shlong Suckers$273$298$291$428$0$0$0$11$439
Top Shelf Subsidiary$303$219$193$392$3$0$3$18$413
League Total$3,680$3,476$3,505$5,491$137$460$597$445$6,533
The best at every position

All-ROWBA Teams

Top three by fantasy points · current roster attribution

Week 23 points leaderJackson Merrill (51 pts)Saler Slayers
Full-season points leaderPete Crow-Armstrong (559 pts)Trusttheprocess
Latest completed week

Week 23

1st, 2nd & 3rd Team ROWBA
Pos1st Team2nd Team3rd Team
CThe Cock DragonsShlong SuckersThe Cock Dragons
1BTrusttheprocessPrince AlbertTrusttheprocess
2BNew Market MallersPrince AlbertTrusttheprocess
SSDeBlazor RamonHarnessBartolo's Colon
3BNew Market MallersHarnessPrince Albert
OFSaler SlayersTrusttheprocessShlong Suckers
UTBartolo's ColonNew Market Mallers—
SPTop Shelf SubsidiaryHarnessTop Shelf Subsidiary
RPLet's Have FundiesShlong SuckersTop Shelf Subsidiary
Season to date

2026 Full Season

1st, 2nd & 3rd Team ROWBA
Pos1st Team2nd Team3rd Team
CThe Cock DragonsThe Cock DragonsHarness
1BLet's Have FundiesDeBlazor RamonTrusttheprocess
2BBartolo's ColonPrince AlbertLet's Have Fundies
SSBartolo's ColonShlong SuckersBartolo's Colon
3BTrusttheprocessLet's Have FundiesDeBlazor Ramon
OFTrusttheprocessLet's Have FundiesNew Market Mallers
UTNew Market MallersBartolo's Colon—
SPTop Shelf SubsidiaryDeBlazor RamonLet's Have Fundies
RPLet's Have FundiesThe Cock DragonsHarness